Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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