I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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