going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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