am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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