When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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