It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
