stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
honey bunches of taint.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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