HIV tests are more positive than that guy
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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