fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i think i just lost a toe
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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