he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
