he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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