I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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