i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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