Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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