So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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