would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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