youre lurking in front of me
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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