do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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