I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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