I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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