I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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