Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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