Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
its liver damage thursday
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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