whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Also, beer. Big fan.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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