How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Houston, we have a squirter
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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