that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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