they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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