watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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