exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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