She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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