I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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