it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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