Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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