You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wish you could order shots online.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize