If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
they need to just BURY HIM!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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