I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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