He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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