3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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