I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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