at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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