matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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