She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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