I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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