going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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