People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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