I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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