Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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