He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Less talking, more tequila
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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