is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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