question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you win again, gameday.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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