he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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